I regret to inform my audience of this most tragic event. This afternoon, at 2:27 P.M., Gingy Gingerbreadman committed suicide off of his front porch and died. He and his wife Ginger were sitting on the front porch of their newly built house in Gingerville when the incident occurred. They were in the process of moving their house from their old address at Tableside Drive to their new address on Countertop Lane. We do not know what caused Gingy to take the leap onto the cold tile below. He died from a severe blow to the head along with broken ribs and both of his legs broken. The couple did not have any children. Please pray for the family and the now widowed Ginger Gingerbreadman.
Rachel Scott
Dept. of Safety and Home Baking
Gingy and his wife Ginger sitting on the front porch of their new home shortly before the accident.
The tragic scene of the crime.
Rachel Scott
Dept. of Safety and Home Baking
poor Gingy!:( He seemed so happy...if yall find that it wasnt an accident, I would look into Ginger. She had an evil look in her eye in the photo before his passing.
ReplyDeleteYeah...My mom thought that he was pushed, too. :)
DeleteFunniest thing I've read all season. You should get a job writing for the obituary section for the local paper. Your facts were detailed and well reported. Great job ;) (( On second thought, maybe you should look into crime reporting...))
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I have been watching too much Monk lately... ;)
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